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Worst case ontario

Ground zero my friends. A place to laugh and grow? Ontari-ari-ari-o? A playground of pure punishment, where brain cells go to die. Bask in the self assuredness of half-assed solutions, self-deception, horse-brained nin-com-poopery and the rest of it. Come for the scenery, stay for the wages, all brick walls need corresponding heads to beat the 'ol sense in to them.

Great White Trillium ()Trillium grandiflorum) blooming along the Trillium Trail, Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania

"Unconditioned by the ocean of finger-wagging naysaying pantsuit ladies, be an ornery cunt and pick one when it presents itself."

Best case tomorrow

Language serves various instrumental roles. As it proliferates, it grows like a cancer, rots your teeth and shits your pants. You find yourself in a mess. No need to worry, the time is young and the day is fresh. Building the future from the ground up requires a new oncologist, a fresh dentist and maybe a pair of pants that your wife or grandma knits you. Don't believe me? Consider learning to knit yourself then. Be a man.

Power house mechanic working on steam pump

"Why be a Tarzan when the Gorilla gets to hang with Jane-G, face your fears and hold back those tears"